{"id":127,"date":"2008-04-12T18:57:14","date_gmt":"2008-04-12T23:57:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/2008\/04\/12\/links-to-appease-the-gods-of-blogs\/"},"modified":"2008-04-12T18:57:14","modified_gmt":"2008-04-12T23:57:14","slug":"links-to-appease-the-gods-of-blogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/2008\/04\/12\/links-to-appease-the-gods-of-blogs\/","title":{"rendered":"Links, to appease the Gods of Blogs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I offer this links post as a sacrifice to the&#8230; oh I have no idea why I do this.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Animal of the Month &#8211; <strong>Elephant<\/strong> (8:28):<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td><object height=\"355\" width=\"425\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/_LHoyB81LnE&amp;hl=en\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/_LHoyB81LnE&amp;hl=en\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" height=\"355\" width=\"425\"><\/embed><\/object><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mexicanpictures.com\/headingeast\/2008\/03\/lies-ive-told-my-3-year-old-re.html\" title=\"Heading East:  Lies I've told my 3 year old recently\" target=\"_blank\">lies i&#8217;ve told my 3 year old recently<\/a>, by raul gutierrez, as emphasized by <a href=\"http:\/\/swissmiss.typepad.com\/weblog\/2008\/04\/lies-ive-told-m.html\" title=\"swissmiss: lies raul told his 3 year old recently\" target=\"_blank\">swissmiss<\/a>:\n<ul>\n<li>Trees talk to each other at night.\n<p>All fish are named either Lorna or Jack.<\/p>\n<p>Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.<\/p>\n<p>Tiny bears live in drain pipes.<\/p>\n<p><strong>If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The moon and the sun had a fight a long time ago.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone knows at least one secret language.<\/p>\n<p>When nobody is looking, I can fly.<\/p>\n<p>We are all held together by invisible threads.<\/p>\n<p>Books get lonely too.<\/p>\n<p>Sadness can be eaten.<\/p>\n<p>I will always be there.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>More from Raul G.:\n<ul>\n<li>Alpacas for you: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.legacyranchalpacas.com\/herd.asp#females\">they make me happy.<\/a> [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.mexicanpictures.com\/headingeast\/2008\/03\/alpacas-for-you.html\" title=\"Heading East:  Alpacas for you\" target=\"_blank\">link<\/a>]<\/li>\n<li> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=3xQyQnXrLb0\" title=\"YouTube: Herzog on the Obscenity of the Jungle\" target=\"_blank\">Werner Herzog on the Obscenity of the Jungle<\/a> (4:10) [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.mexicanpictures.com\/headingeast\/2008\/02\/werner-herzog-on-the-obscenity.html\" title=\"Heading East:  Werner Herzog on the Obscenity of the Jungle\" target=\"_blank\">link<\/a>]<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/pingmag.jp\/2008\/03\/28\/brendan-walker-professional-thrill-designer\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Ping Mag: Brendan Walker - Profressional Thrill Designer\"> Brendan Walker &#8211; Professional Thrill Designer<\/a>:\n<ul>\n<li>Interview, artwork, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zappinternet.com\/video\/SaBzXoyGiq\/Zurich-Chamber-Orchestra\" title=\"Z\u00fcrich Chamber Orchestra - Turn Your Volume Up!!!\" target=\"_blank\">roller coasters<\/a> and the equation defining how to calculate thrill.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/cubo.cc\/\" title=\"CUBOCC\" target=\"_blank\">The future of the reception desk<\/a>:\n<ul>\n<li>creepy, fascinating and hopefully with less red-eye in the future.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.brothersmcleod.co.uk\/films\/spamland.asp\" title=\"The Brothers McLeod: Spamland\" target=\"_blank\">The Brothers McLeod &#8211; Spamland<\/a>:\n<ul>\n<li>&#8221; \t  You know that semi-sensical text found in  spam emails? We&#8217;ve made it into entertainment!&#8221;  It is rather entertaining.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Goodbye, tripod &#8211; Totally amazing DIY to reduce camera shake&#8221; (1:36) [<a href=\"http:\/\/noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-admin\/Goodbye,%20tripod:%20Totally%20amazing%20DIY%20to%20reduce%20camera%20shake\" title=\"Core77: Goodbye, tripod: Totally amazing DIY to reduce camera shake\" target=\"_blank\">via<\/a>]:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.metacafe.com\/fplayer\/1041948\/1_image_stabilizer_for_any_camera___lose_the_tripod.swf\" wmode=\"transparent\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" height=\"345\" width=\"400\"><\/embed><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I offer this links post as a sacrifice to the&#8230; oh I have no idea why I do this. Animal of the Month &#8211; Elephant (8:28): lies i&#8217;ve told my 3 year old recently, by raul gutierrez, as emphasized by swissmiss: Trees talk to each other at night. All fish are named either Lorna or Jack. Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose. Tiny bears live in drain [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,14],"tags":[248,252,92],"class_list":["post-127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun","category-internet","tag-fun","tag-internet","tag-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}