{"id":49,"date":"2007-12-04T11:10:39","date_gmt":"2007-12-04T16:10:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/?p=49"},"modified":"2007-12-04T11:10:39","modified_gmt":"2007-12-04T16:10:39","slug":"i-love-my-dentist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/2007\/12\/04\/i-love-my-dentist\/","title":{"rendered":"I love my dentist."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love my dentist.\u00a0 He is consistently awesome.\u00a0 Whenever I go he ends up saying something like, &#8220;Well, you have some problems, but we&#8217;ll get them fixed later.&#8221; It&#8217;s been over 10 years.\u00a0 Apparently he&#8217;s found a way to make my problems painless and ignorable.<\/p>\n<p>Saturday I chipped a tooth on falafel (really).\u00a0 And currently: no dental insurance.\u00a0 So I was heading over to the office with some trepidation.\u00a0 He said, &#8220;I&#8217;ll patch it and it will hold for a long while, but you will need a crown eventually.\u00a0 Come back when you have some insurance.&#8221; &#8220;Eventually&#8221; he says&#8230; I&#8217;ll be middle aged by the time this thing breaks.<\/p>\n<p>Then he says, &#8220;I need to do a little bit of drilling, but it&#8217;s only a little, so it&#8217;s up to you if you want a shot (to deaden the pain).&#8221;\u00a0 I think I am tough, so the shot was forgone.\u00a0 When he said a little bit of drilling, he meant a very little: no more than 3 seconds, barely enough for me to feel it.<\/p>\n<p>Lastly, as I was getting out of the chair he says &#8220;It&#8217;ll be fine, just stay off it for a few hours.&#8221;\u00a0 My patched cleaved tooth is a mere twisted ankle to this man.\u00a0 So here&#8217;s to Dr. Pacia: hip hip hooray!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love my dentist.\u00a0 He is consistently awesome.\u00a0 Whenever I go he ends up saying something like, &#8220;Well, you have some problems, but we&#8217;ll get them fixed later.&#8221; It&#8217;s been over 10 years.\u00a0 Apparently he&#8217;s found a way to make my problems painless and ignorable. Saturday I chipped a tooth on falafel (really).\u00a0 And currently: no dental insurance.\u00a0 So I was heading over to the office with some trepidation.\u00a0 He said, &#8220;I&#8217;ll patch it and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}