{"id":5620,"date":"2016-01-15T13:26:48","date_gmt":"2016-01-15T18:26:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/?p=5620"},"modified":"2016-02-10T20:00:44","modified_gmt":"2016-02-11T01:00:44","slug":"things-i-have-been-told-by-professors-of-philosophy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/2016\/01\/15\/things-i-have-been-told-by-professors-of-philosophy\/","title":{"rendered":"Things I Have Been Told by Professors of Philosophy"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>People like you shouldn&#8217;t be philosophers.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re not clever enough to have written this.<\/li>\n<li>You are a psychoneural freak.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re a cheap drunk.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re really weird. I&#8217;m weird, but you&#8217;re <em>really<\/em> weird. [added 10 Feb. 2016]<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>These are are direct quotes, with one professor being responsible for items 2 and 3.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People like you shouldn&#8217;t be philosophers. You&#8217;re not clever enough to have written this. You are a psychoneural freak. You&#8217;re a cheap drunk. You&#8217;re really weird. I&#8217;m weird, but you&#8217;re really weird. [added 10 Feb. 2016] These are are direct quotes, with one professor being responsible for items 2 and 3.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-philosophy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5620"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5764,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5620\/revisions\/5764"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}