{"id":635,"date":"2008-10-27T19:12:19","date_gmt":"2008-10-27T23:12:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/?p=635"},"modified":"2008-10-27T19:12:19","modified_gmt":"2008-10-27T23:12:19","slug":"hyperlinks-are-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/2008\/10\/27\/hyperlinks-are-stupid\/","title":{"rendered":"hyperlinks are stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Animal of the Month: Fighting Bugs!<\/h3>\n<p>(3:12) [via <a href=\"http:\/\/digg.com\">digg<\/a>]<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/y498-EOf7GM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;fs=1\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/y498-EOf7GM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;fs=1\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<dl>\n<dd> . <\/dd>\n<dt>Runner-Up: Pseudo-animals &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/thevillagepetstoreandcharcoalgrill.com\/menu.html\">The Village Petstore and Charcoal Grill<\/a> <\/dt>\n<dd>See videos of not-quite animals!<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<h3>USA<\/h3>\n<table border=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/QRvVzaQ6i8A&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;fs=1\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/QRvVzaQ6i8A&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;fs=1\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<dl>\n<dt>(2:55) via <a href=\"http:\/\/lala.cursivebuildings.com\/post\/50596043\/the-american-national-anthem-1983-a-cornerstone\">cursivebuildings<\/a> <strong><em>MUST WATCH<\/em><\/strong><\/dt>\n<dd> The National Anthem, 1983. Unbelievably good rendition.<\/dd>\n<dt><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=1RAUm6l_t6k\">YouTube &#8211; The Manchurian Candidate<\/a> (1:26) <\/dt>\n<dd>Modern presidential politics. <\/dd>\n<dt><a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/dispatches\/2008\/10\/candidate_comedy.php\">Dispatches from the Culture Wars: Candidate Comedy<\/a> <\/dt>\n<dd>&#8220;For those who haven&#8217;t seen the footage, McCain and Obama\u00a0 appeared last night at a charity dinner in New York to roast themselves and each other. Some of it was very, very funny. McCain was really, really funny&#8230;.\u00a0 (candidates&#8217; speeches, McCain, Obama &#8211; 14:53, 13:39 respectively)<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<h3>Art and Logic (somehow)<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.somefield.com\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-656\" title=\"alice-cheshire2\" src=\"http:\/\/noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/alice-cheshire2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"636\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<dl>\n<dt><a href=\"http:\/\/www.somefield.com\/\">somefield<\/a> <\/dt>\n<dd> Awesome vision of Alice in Wonderland (written by a logician, for those who did not know what Lewis Carrol&#8217;s day job was.)\u00a0 [scroll down a little to see the Alice pictures.\u00a0 And I would be forever in someone&#8217;s debt if they bought me a print.] <\/dd>\n<dt><a href=\"http:\/\/justjared.buzznet.com\/2008\/10\/10\/robert-downey-jr-as-sherlock-holmes-first-pictures\/\">Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock Holmes \u2014 FIRST PICTURES<\/a> <\/dt>\n<dd>Please let this movie not suck (<a title=\"firstshowing.net: Fox Developing Cowboy Bebop Live-Action Feature Film!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.firstshowing.net\/2008\/07\/22\/fox-developing-cowboy-bebop-live-action-feature-film\/\" target=\"_blank\">take 2<\/a>). <\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"5\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-646\" href=\"http:\/\/noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/2008\/10\/27\/hyperlinks-are-stupid\/levi08\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-646\" title=\"levi08\" src=\"http:\/\/noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/levi08.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"230\" height=\"283\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-647\" href=\"http:\/\/noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/2008\/10\/27\/hyperlinks-are-stupid\/levi09\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-647\" title=\"levi09\" src=\"http:\/\/noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/levi09.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"230\" height=\"283\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<dl>\n<dt><a href=\"http:\/\/pingmag.jp\/2008\/10\/14\/levi-van-veluw\/\">PingMag &#8211; Levi Van Veluw: What\u2019s That Tree In Your Hair?<\/a> <\/dt>\n<dd>&#8220;Either you\u2019ll be intrigued by the fascinating way Dutchman Levi van Veluw applies materials on his face, neck and head \u2014 or you\u2019ll be kind of appalled by this weird appearance.[&#8230;]&#8221; <\/p>\n<dl>\n<dd>&#8212; All I want to know what this man does for Halloween. <\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<h3>Alcohol<\/h3>\n<dl>\n<dt><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ifoods.tv\/blog\/?p=413\">Video review for real Duff Beer from The Simpsons | iFoods.tv<\/a> (1:55)<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ifoods.tv\/blog\/?p=413\"> <\/a> <\/dt>\n<dd>This is well worth your 2 minutes. <\/dd>\n<dt><a href=\"http:\/\/www.scienceofdrink.com\/2008\/10\/13\/mxmo-xxxii-guilty-pleasures-kalimotxo\/\">MxMo XXXII Guilty Pleasures &#8211; Kalimotxo<\/a> <\/dt>\n<dd> I have yet to try this, but judging by the review and the accompanying <a title=\"YouTube - orden del kalimoxo\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=6aXjQn0Agv0\" target=\"_blank\">video<\/a> (21s), it looks near perfect. <\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<h3>Interactive Fun<\/h3>\n<dl>\n<dt><a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/dispatches\/2008\/10\/rachael_ray_corn_porn.php\">Dispatches from the Culture Wars: Rachael Ray Corn Porn<\/a> (1:39) <\/dt>\n<dd>&#8220;Okay, this is one of the funniest videos I&#8217;ve ever seen. It&#8217;s that evil little succubus Rachael Ray getting all naughty with an ear of corn &#8211; and being far more excited about it than any human being should be&#8230;. <\/dd>\n<dt><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rrrrthats5rs.com\/games\/dont-shoot-the-puppy\/\">RRRR : Don&#8217;t Shoot the Puppy<\/a> (game) <\/dt>\n<dd>I haven&#8217;t gotten past level 12&#8230; <\/dd>\n<dt><a href=\"http:\/\/ap.google.com\/article\/ALeqM5jvjv52elpZjLFePTcOXw_7YQ6pvAD93QGF4O0\">The Associated Press: Video games feature ads for Obama&#8217;s campaign<\/a> <\/dt>\n<dd> . <\/dd>\n<dt><a href=\"http:\/\/swissmiss.typepad.com\/weblog\/2008\/10\/the-unfinished.html\">swissmiss: The Unfinished Swan<\/a> (1:55) <\/dt>\n<dd>The Unfinished Swan &#8211; Really cool video of the tech demo.\u00a0 This looks like serious fun! <\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<h3>i&#8217;m dead<\/h3>\n<dl>\n<dt><a href=\"http:\/\/query.nytimes.com\/gst\/fullpage.html?res=9900E2D8123AF931A2575AC0A96E9C8B63\">Paid Notice: Deaths GREENSTEIN, NOAH &#8211; New York Times<\/a> <\/dt>\n<dd> not really me, but it is an odd site to see your name in the obits. <\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Animal of the Month: Fighting Bugs! (3:12) [via digg] . Runner-Up: Pseudo-animals &#8211; The Village Petstore and Charcoal Grill See videos of not-quite animals! USA (2:55) via cursivebuildings MUST WATCH The National Anthem, 1983. Unbelievably good rendition. YouTube &#8211; The Manchurian Candidate (1:26) Modern presidential politics. Dispatches from the Culture Wars: Candidate Comedy &#8220;For those who haven&#8217;t seen the footage, McCain and Obama\u00a0 appeared last night at a charity dinner in New York to roast [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,10,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-fun","category-internet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=635"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}