{"id":706,"date":"2008-11-23T21:24:56","date_gmt":"2008-11-24T01:24:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/?p=706"},"modified":"2008-11-23T21:24:56","modified_gmt":"2008-11-24T01:24:56","slug":"knt-fcker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/2008\/11\/23\/knt-fcker\/","title":{"rendered":"K*nt F*cker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was at a bar on Friday.\u00a0 One of my friends says, &#8220;Hey Noah, there&#8217;s another philosopher here, come talk.&#8221;\u00a0 So I go and chat.<\/p>\n<p>She wrote a MA thesis on Levinas.\u00a0 But somehow we got to ethics.\u00a0 I started making fun of virtue ethics, which she believed in.\u00a0 Something about me saying she had tomatoes being cultivated in her head got her riled up.\u00a0 Since I had said I was unimpressed with Singer earlier, she figured me for a deontologist.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You love rules.\u00a0 You love following rules.. You looove Kant.\u00a0 You want to fuck Kant.\u00a0 You want to fuck Kant!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This was said in a progressively louder voice, with the last sentence being heard by everyone.\u00a0 For some reason it turned heads and made her friend think it was time to leave.<\/p>\n<p>But not before I got her number.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was at a bar on Friday.\u00a0 One of my friends says, &#8220;Hey Noah, there&#8217;s another philosopher here, come talk.&#8221;\u00a0 So I go and chat. She wrote a MA thesis on Levinas.\u00a0 But somehow we got to ethics.\u00a0 I started making fun of virtue ethics, which she believed in.\u00a0 Something about me saying she had tomatoes being cultivated in her head got her riled up.\u00a0 Since I had said I was unimpressed with Singer earlier, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,26,31],"tags":[291,268,274,126],"class_list":["post-706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ethics","category-philosophy","category-random-idiocy","tag-ethics","tag-philosophy","tag-random-idiocy","tag-reasons-why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-out"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=706"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/706\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahgreenstein.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}